You think you got daddy issues? You obviously haven’t heard of Frankenstein.
Fortunately, you can dress up as him this Halloween with the Frankenstein Unisex Zipped Hoodie and seewhat it’s like being a walking pastiche of recycled human parts out on a horrifying quest for vengeance for yourself.
Featuring the incredibly remarkable stitchwork of the monster’s namesake, it’ll make you look like you’re ready to break a leg at any party – literally. It’s made of super cozy materials, because you’re spook-proof, not cold-proof. Unisex-fitted for you Frankensteins and Frankenstinas out there.